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[Filter: Finlay]

Nice fucking future Queen you have there. You pick that one out yourself?
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[Filter: Private]

Don't feel much of fucking anything.

Had plenty of time to get used to not giving a shit, haven't I?

Whatever. I'm not avoiding that stupid shitty room because I give a fuck about anything to do with the home I never got. It's the fucking company down there I can't fucking stand, eh? Fuck em. It's nearly fucking finished now anyway.
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[Filter: Private]

I wonder what the fuck's going on there that the Prince needs to be giving inspiring speeches. Never can tell when those prissy fucking princesses are serious about something, or just -- making a big fucking deal over nothing like they do.

Whatever. Probably fucking nothing, they're fucking ridiculous.

[Filter: Irving]

What the fuck's going on with you and Loki.
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[Filter: Irving and Loki]

When's this thing you fucks are supposed to be having Rae do, then? That shit supposed to be any time soon?

Maybe it would get her the fuck out of that fucking room she's been in. She's been too fucking quiet. Ain't fucking natural.
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[Filter: Franelcrew]

Pegasus girl says you fuckers need an archer worth a damn in your magic fucking funhouse. She won't stop bitching at me about this until I fucking offer, so which fucking one of you sorry bastards do I talk to and what in the damned fucking hell needs shot so fucking badly.
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[Filter: Private]

They are hunters, eh? Should have noticed earlier.

It's not like they're fucking replacements for anyone. It's nothing like those companies from before. Bunch of fucking assholes in those half the time anyway, but ... it's not like they're anything like the ones that died, either.

Don't know why I even fucking thought of it.

Just someone to shoot with, maybe. That wouldn't be so fucking bad. Might even teach them a fucking thing or two, before we run into trouble.
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Don't like how fucking closed off all this shit is. Never much fucking liked being shut in. Feels like a fucking trap.

Every little fucking sound bounces off those walls, too. Echoes all the way the fuck down the pass. An ambush would hear us coming a fucking mile away, maybe more.
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[Filter: Finlay]

Is this bunch always so fucking scatterbrained? Unpack your shit, no wait, pack it up, we'll be here for a week or more, oh wait, we're leaving today. Change their mind more often than most hunting parties I've been in, and most of the time there ain't even a clear leader, in those.
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What the fuck is it with kids that make them so

I fucking hate



Right, whatever your name is. Little green haired pegasus girl. You dropped your comb, and I sure as hell don't want it.
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[Filter: Lord Lawrence]

Finlay says he's already talked with you about this stupid shit, so I guess all I need from you is when and where the fuck I'm supposed to meet you.

... Name's Leigh. I can hunt, track, and put an arrow through a man's eye from a hundred yards. You need me for any of that, fine. You don't, you leave me the fuck alone, and I'll be fucking thrilled to do likewise.
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[Filter: Finlay]

Think you and your people have mostly got this handled, don't you? All I am is in the way, far as I can tell. Might be no one's saying it so far, but that's what they're thinking.
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[Filter: Finlay]

You know this could all be one big fucking trap.

One leak. The princess, your knights, those people in the city. That's all it'd take and we'll be walking into a fucking ambush.
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[Filter: Finlay]

Were you planning on telling me what the fuck is going on any fucking time soon? Or are you just going to sit there with that stupid look on your face all fucking day.
religionmyass: (I am the brightest crayon)
[Filter: Finlay]

"Don't move."

I think we both know exactly who they're fucking talking to there, don't we?
religionmyass: (I am the brightest crayon)
[Filter: Princess Kelita]

... We're here. Me and the prince. Name's Leigh, don't think we've fucking met.

I just want you to know something, Princess, before he goes out there. We're not stupid. We know someone in that fucking palace has it in for us, and I know it could be you. Finlay thinks you have his fucking back just because you're his fucking sister, but I know how things really are. Blood doesn't count for shit.

You're only going to see Finlay, but I'm out here. I'm close by. I can shoot an elk through the eye at a hundred fucking yards, and people ain't that much fucking harder to hit.

I'm a lot closer in than a hundred fucking yards. You just keep that in mind.
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[Filter: Finlay]

Have you even fuckin' talked to her, yet? Your sister.

This is getting fucking crazy. One of these times a close call is going to be a lot worse, and we're both going to be completely fucked.
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[Filter: Private]

Fucking hell.

Never seen anything like this. Have the whole fuckin Hanalan army on the look for us, no one knows who the fuck we are or why the fuck this is happening, no one knows a single shitfucking thing. It's just us. I thought ...

Fuck, I thought we just had to get in.

Before -- I think

[pause]

I think he gets it now. He never did, before. Things change when people die for you, eh? When someone you've looked in the fucking eye and you fucking respected dies for you, everything changes. Makes you do things you never thought you'd fucking do. He's different, now.

He's finally acting like one day he'll be the fucking King.

It's not all going to be for fucking nothing.

[Filter: Finlay]

I see you writing over there, you little shit. It'd better be to your fucking knights, because if they don't get here soon, we're going to be in some fucking trouble.
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[Filter: Finlay]

You know we need to go soon, right?

We've been here too fucking long as it is. You're getting too comfortable.
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[Filter: Private]

There has to be a way in. There fucking has to be. They can't have every single fucking road watched every hour of every fucking day. But they know what he looks like. They know what I look like, so someone's been paying attention.

Don't know if they'll kill him, but they'll kill me for sure. Guess that means I should have left him on his own weeks ago.

Guess that makes me the biggest fucking idiot I fucking know.

Eh.

[Filter: Finlay]

You see that? That's a barn, up there.

If you don't make a fucking sound, might be we can get in without anyone knowing we're here. Might be nice to get some walls around us, least for one fucking night.
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[Filter: Finlay]

They're gone, for now. You still all right, out there? You do what I told you? Find a place to hide?

I'm doubling back. Almost back to where we split.
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